from yoga class yesterday and realized, a second later, that I didn’t have my sunglasses on.

Ohmigod! Squint lines! I put my glasses on immediately and relaxed.

Then I thought: Do I want my obituary to say: “Ancient woman dies with very few squint lines around her eyes!! People are amazed! They linger too long at the side of her casket and must be shooed away so others can see.”

No, I don’t. I shall reject such mundane concerns.  And focus on my hair.